We take the health and welfare of both our business partners and customers seriously, and to that end we will adopt the following measures.
Based on unconfirmed circumstantial evidence, we’ve found that a combination of hand washing, self-isolation and drinking our new 2019 Tim Smith Wines Barossa Mataro Grenache Shiraz has been found to ease the effects of the unrelenting warnings about what may or may not happen. This wine is the ideal partner to pair with all of that pasta you’ve been stockpiling.
To that end, and to avoid any doomsday binge shopping scenes, we are able to offer (for email orders 𝙊𝙉𝙇𝙔) home delivery of this wine for $25/bottle in each dozen ($300 per case), freight free to anywhere in Australia. Usual retail = $30 per bottle.
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